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I have never been one to be a boring regular costume but due to money I had to get one of those sexy cop costumes. But it NEEDS to be different!!! I love doing crazy make up and wants it to be one of a kind. No girlie jewels or donuts to be added nothing like that. I was thinking of a zombie cop any ideas????!!! Thanks a bunch!!!:)
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.
- Did you dance much?
- I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to……."
Recently I bought a cop hat at a local Halloween store. I figured I could come home and look on the internet and find a costume I liked, but they were all too low-cut and revealing. I work with kindergartners, and I would like to find one that is work-appropriate, one that has pants and isn’t low cut. I don’t wan to spend more than 35 dollars, and I don’t need a costume that comes with a hat. Can anybody help? Thanks!
i’m goin to this party as a sexy cop
can someone find navy blue short shorts
and a navy blue vest
that matches
along with a gold pair of aviators
think cheap becuase I’ll probably never wear this stuff again[but not like a thrift store]
it has to be SCHOOL appropriate…
actually yes i am 14
and if you guys would read the question you’d see that a vest and a pair of short CAN be school appropriate…
now do you honestly think that my school will let me walk around with a bare-midriff
but as for short-shorts and a mildly low cut shirt…guys my age actually find that sexy
just cuz your old doesnt make you smart… :[
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice ‘chick’ he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate
love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. ‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you’re not there.’ Then she asked, ‘Did you dance much?’
He replied, I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening.’
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!’ she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, ‘Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, and apparently he had the time of his life.’